elvensunhame

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:12:27 GMT

On the twelfth day of Christmas, elvensunhame sent to me...

Twelve jenmurs drumming

Eleven ladysoapmakers piping

Ten cainfaelins a-leaping

Nine elvensunhames dancing

Eight nicosomethings a-milking

Seven ladyvonkulps a-swimming

Six leshyaedawnfires a-laying

Five du-u-u-ulcimeowws

Four zen_tadpoles

Three oracleazures

Two harvest faires

...and a cathedral in a pear tree.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:25:54 GMT

Your results:
You are Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi		71%
Princess Leia		68%
Luke Skywalker		68%
Mace Windu		67%
Han Solo		67%
Lando Calrissian		64%
Boba Fett		64%
Padme		63%
Yoda		61%
R2-D2		59%

You are civilized, calm, and
have a good sense of humor,
even when those around you don't.
You can hold your own in a fight,
but prefer it when things
don't get too exciting.

(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)

Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character are you?" quiz...

The Guild: Do You Want to Date My Avitar? Video

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:13:53 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

100 Ways to Use Bacon

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:22:01 GMT

http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2009/08/18/100-ways-to-use-a-stick-of-bacon/

Harvest Home 31 Days!

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:55:04 GMT

http://www.harvesthomefair.com/events/

Obama's Snitch Program Instituted

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:13:12 GMT

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=106174

Sign the petition @:
http://www.wnd.com/petition_health

They're serious?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:17:20 GMT

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/132664

http://www.templeinstitute.org/main.htm

So, you've got red hair and need anesthesia...

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:51:02 GMT

http://www.oldpremeds.org/fusionbb/showtopic.php?

tid/20195/http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/30/redhead.pain.dentist/index.html

Stolen from Oracleazure

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:40:45 GMT

7.8 Earthquake moves one of New Zealand's Islands

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:30:59 GMT

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534366,00.html

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:01:20 GMT

Happy Birthday Jenny/Jenmur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Many happy returns of the day! Do something fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Medieval Jewelry

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:16:53 GMT

http://larsdatter.com/rings-2.htm

http://larsdatter.com/rings-3.htm

http://larsdatter.com/collars.htm

Chocolate making Interactive

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:17:36 GMT

http://www.fieldmuseum.org/Chocolate/manufacture_interactive/manufacture.html
This is a truly wonderful interactive for learning how to make chocolate.

Pirate History

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:56:53 GMT

http://www.larsdatter.com/

Whimper.... I wish I could be here....

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:07:54 GMT

http://www.mjaa.org/site/PageServer?pagename=Spg_Conf_National_Home Video from last year's conference.


		You can register On-Site for Messiah ’09 starting Sunday, June 28th! EVENING PROGRAM HIGHLIGHTS Sunday: Philip Stanley Klein, Deborah Kline, Rabbi Robert Solomon Monday: Paul Wilbur & Band, Rabbi Charlie Kluge Tuesday: Joel Chernoff, Calev Myers & Gail Hareven Wednesday: Marty Goetz, Dr. George Wood Thursday: YMJA Worship Band, Paul Wilbur Friday: Selah & Remnant 11, Rabbi David Chernoff Saturday: Kol Simcha- 35th Anniversary Concert Rabbi Jonathan Bernis

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:49:11 GMT

You're ADOS!
Take What Attention Deficit Person Are YOU? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

WEEEE! My fave! :P Love this one cause it's TOTALLY me! Attention Deficit OOO SHINEY! x3 Can't pay attention when there's something shiney catchin your eye now can ya?

On self esteem...Their site has AWESOME letters. Here's one.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:55:08 GMT

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/7rudolph.html

From Timothy McSweeney's Open Letters Blog:

O P E N   L E T T E R S
T O   P E O P L E   O R   E N T I T I E S
W H O   A R E   U N L I K E L Y
T O   R E S P O N D .

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[Send your open letters to openletters@mcsweeneys.net.]

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AN OPEN LETTER TO RUDOLPH
THE RED-NOSED REINDEER.

December 7, 2005

Dear Rudolph,

Oh, Rudolph, where to begin? I've loved you since I was a child, and I can no longer stand back and be a passive observer in what clearly amounts to a serious self-esteem problem on your part. A true friend steps in and tries to help another friend in need. Friends don't let friends drive a sleigh for a petty, cranky, two-faced jackass, even if he is Santa Claus.

When Santa came over to you that foggy Christmas Eve and asked, "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?," I couldn't wait for the part where you'd tell Santa to stick it up his ass, and run off with Hermey to open a thriving dental practice on the Island of Misfit Toys. So what if Christmas got canceled that year and all the little boys and girls all over the world would wake up to empty stockings by the fireplace. You needed to teach Santa a lesson in how to treat people.

However, you didn't do that. Instead, to my shock, you were happy that Santa asked you to guide his sleigh! You said, "Sure, I'll guide your sleigh! I'd be thrilled to!" Then off you went with that creep, who up until then had treated you like you were the bastard child of the Elephant Man.

What gives?

Rudolph, my friend, do you know what it means to be used?

Have you forgotten how, from the moment you were born, Santa was totally freaked out by your nose and let it be known that you would never join his flying reindeer team with that glaring red beak of yours? Have you forgotten the rejection by your own father, Donner, who forced you to cover your nose in black dirt just to please Santa? Have you forgotten how the public humiliation and rejection in Santa's Village was so enormous that you felt it necessary to leave town altogether? Do you really want to be on a flying reindeer team full of a bunch of jock assholes who teased you mercilessly and refused to let you join in any reindeer games?

Let me tell you something, Rudolph. Your red nose is beautiful. It is what makes you unique, what sets you apart from the others. You are better than all of them. Santa should have known that. He should have stood up for you right away and championed your individuality from the get-go. What kind of a leader wants all of his employees to be exactly the same? Cookie-cutter replicas of each other, blending into the soulless void of nondescript North Pole totalitarianism?

Sure, Santa was all nice that foggy Christmas Eve, but Santa is not your friend. Santa was just kissing up to you so that you could bail him out of a tough situation. Screw him! He will just use you and throw you away. Please, Rudolph, think twice before doing another favor for Santa. Think about this: If you rearrange the letters in "Santa," what do you get? I don't think that's an accident.

Your true friend,
A.F. Passafiume

A Lovely Letter for Women visited by Aunt Flo...

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:07:46 GMT

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/6always.html

Take time to read some of the other letters there. You'll love them too.

Yin or Yang?

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:05:07 GMT

you're Yin and Yang

you love the night but you also corespond to the light.you're cute and agressive, strong and nice, and just great to have around.Don't feel bad!Being both Yin and Yang is a privelage

http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/9057054/%20are-you-yin-or-yang

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:57:39 GMT

You Are Sun

You have a past history of being secretive and deceptive.

You're the type of person who will protect yourself at all costs.

While you can be crafty when you need to, you are usually giving, friendly, and likable.

You truly care for other people, and you are very sensitive.

People tend to underestimate you. You seem like a fragile flower, but you're not.

You are gutsy and clever. You have a way of getting what you want without anyone noticing.

Who Are You on LOST?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:09:46 GMT

Pedantic overanalyzer sucks all the fun out of LOLcats

Posted by Xeni Jardin, May 9, 2007 8:12 PM | permalink

Actually, this essay (with hot chart action!) on the sociology, etymology, and ecology of image macros and LOL[nouns] is interesting, and thoughtfully written. And the person who wrote it is by no means a pedant. I am making LOL!

But something as pure as a kittah with an invisible sammich -- I don't know, when you overanalyze anything that simple and funny, does it vanish like a bucket in tha night?

What happens to a meme deferred? Does it dry up like a harbl in the sun? Or does it fester like a cheezburger -- and then run?

Link. (thanks, Cayden)

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:24:04 GMT

want everyone to fill this out in the comments to this entry so I can get to know some of my LJ friends better! I will post one about me....

1. Name:
2. Birthday (age is optional - I understand if you don't want to share ;) ):
3. Where do you live:
4: What are you studying/What are you working as:
5. What makes you happy:
6. What are you listening to now/have listened to last:
7. What is particularly good/bad about my LJ:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. Favourite place to be:
11. Favourite lyric:
12. Best time of the year:
13. Weirdest food you like:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A song:
4: A band:

1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Put this in your lj so I can tell you about myself

Stolen from LCSDove

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:15:21 GMT

Use each letter to describe yourself:
A; Adorable...Mike says so
B: Beautiful...see above
C:Cutie.... see above
D: Darling...see above
E: Elegant
F: Fun and funny
G: good friend
H: Heated on occassions
I: Insatiable where steak is concerned
J: Jewelies...my jewelry's name
K.
L: Loveable
M: Mike my best friend and love Mona my best friend
N: neighborly
O: Occassionally Ostentatious
P:Predictable
Q: Mike's Queen
R: Readily Smiles and lends an ear
S:Unfortunately sick at the moment
T.Terrific
U.Under the weather
V. Vivacious
W. Wicked sense of ridiculous
X explicit on rare occassions
Y: You are important to me my friends ; more than you'll ever know
Z: Zealous about Christmas

SMILE!

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:04:26 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao&eurl=http://lj-toys.com/?journalid=1248339&moduleid=2&preview=&auth_token=sessionless:1231272000:embedcontentiurl=http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/Cbk980jV7Ao/hqdefault.jpg&feature=player_embedded
Stolen from Dulcimeoww This is awesome!

RIP

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:28:44 GMT

Eternal Rest to Blue Eyes kitty who passed away as she was petted and comforted by Mike. She was 20 years old.